silentkillerwolf

Happy birthday on this beautiful day, I wish you the best, without any delay. Hope you enjoy it, from beginning till end, Here's a hug and kiss, ready to send !!!! LUMUKU!!!!************************************************************************************************************************************

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An applicant was filling out a job application. When he came to the question, "Have you ever been arrested?" he wrote, "No." The next question, intended for people who had answered in the affirmative to the previous question, was "Why?" The applicant answered it anyway: "Never got caught."

ekkkkkkk........heres a joke A high school English teacher reminds her class of tomorrow's final exam. "Now class, I won't tolerate any excuses for you not being there tomorrow. I might consider a nuclear attack or a serious personal injury or illness, or a death in your immediate family, but that's it, no other excuses whatsoever." A smart ass guy in the back of the room raises his hand and asks, "What would you say if tomorrow I said I was suffering from complete and utter sexual exhaustion?" The entire class does its best to stifle their laughter and snickering. When silence is restored, the teacher smiles sympathetically at the student, shakes her head, and sweetly says, "Well, I guess you'd have to write the exam with your other hand."

HEY!!!!!ur not on so i am popin in 2 say hello...hope ur have a gr8 day and ttys