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my fav joke: there was a man lost in the wood who came across a small house. he knocked on the door an an old man answered. the man said, "I've been lost in woods, i beg you can i stay here for the night?" the old man answered, "alright, but on one condition, you are not to lay a finger on my daughter. If you do, i will subject you to the three worst Chinese tortures." thinking the daughter was probably old as well the man gratefully accepted. Later that night at dinner, the man finally saw the daughter. She was young and beautiful with the perfect figure. The daughter obviously liked him. She was constantly staring and winking at him. But thinking of the old man said, he ignored her and went upstairs and went to bed. Later that night the man could bear it no more, he snuck off to the girl's room for a night of passion, making sure that everything was a quiet as possible as not to alert the old man. later he went back to his room tired but satisfied. In the morning he felt a heavy weight on his chest. When he

opened his eyes, he saw a large rock on his chest. On the rock there was a note; the note said, "Chinese torture #1: large rock on chest" The man thought, "well, if this is the best that old man has got, then i've got nothing to worry about." He then pick

the rock off his chest and threw it out the window. as he threw it he saw a note on the back it said, "Chinese torture #2 left testicle tied to rock" The man then figuring a few broken bones was better than castration, jumped out the window after the rock

as he fell he saw a large sign on the ground that said "Chinese torture #3 right testicle tied to bed post"

AC/DC, ozzy, linkin park, disturbed, offspring, flyleaf, godsmack, system of a down, korn, ramnstein, and others who's names i cannot recall right now :P