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A monkey that lives in Chris's closet and frequently gestures toward him in a threatening manner. Chris tries to tell his family about the existence of the Evil Monkey but, so far, only Stewie believes him. In the show's universe, the monkey was not
originally evil, but became so after catching his wife in bed with another monkey. When Chris is out of the house, the Evil Monkey is having time off from gesturing and likes to smoke pot and listen to Foghat. The only other characters who have seen the
monkey r Peter (in "Stewie Loves Lois") & Brian's son Dylan (in "The Former Life of Brian"). Peter mistook the monkey 4 Meg, so he still doesn't appear to know he exists, but Dylan approaches n beats up the monkey as soon as he emerges to threaten Chris.