Shinjuku Station

fine u got ur lolipop but it tastes like old socks i wish i had a gaint strand of hair

ok wish granted you have a giant strand of hair but u get tangled in it like all the time and it pisses you off!!!!! and it poops and pees so since it's on your head u always smell like shit!!!!!! ha ha ha ha ha ha!!! ok i wish the next person that corrups my wish will have to eat my lollipop (the one that tastes like old socks)

i eat the lollipop... yum! ^^ once it touches me,it tastes great because it tastes good to evryone exept you cas it contains your life force and as i m eating it, ur life force slowly drains away... mua ha ha... yea... um...hmmmmmm... i wish... i wish my friend would stop being bossy. ya! corrupt that!

ok your friend is not bossy anymore, but that's because your friend is DEAD! see because it's IMPOSSIBLE for your friend to be bossy because u always need to be bossed around because it takes u 3 hours to decide something as little as wats your favorite color...... AND that's why u love me so much ;P so this is the deal i stop being bossy when u stop acting stupid >.< ha ha we'll talk about this later!! (i'm serious!!) ok i bet your wish is corupted now (cuz i just tottaly gave u a super annoyng lecture, so you'llnever even mention that again unless u wanna have a nice long talk with me!!)!! ok i wish someone will give me 3 pennies within an hour

fine u get ur pennies but their ful of dog s##t and u dont hav any pockets so u hav 2 keep them in ur hands i wish i cud be a cloud

Okay, Storm you get to be Cloud but you have to take the ever annoying Yuffie with you everywhere you go! Haha. I wish I had a really big gun to shoot Neko with.

no not cloud the character an actual cloud u no wat shikamaru always wishes 2 be

Mkay, you get to be a cloud! Yaay! And so when you grow up you turn into a big rain cloud and you fall into the ground as rain where you are then drunk by a cow, where you will be able to go through its digestive system. Horray! And Crimson gets her big gun, but it runs on nuclear toxic waste, and so if you use it the radiation will horrible mutate you to be so discusting looking that you'll have to live your life as a meager wandering nomad, forever finding a place to stay. I wish I had a free, first class trip to anywhere in the world I want.

fine u get ur ticket but wen u get there a man with a very big hand gives u a cavity search and ur butt hurts for the whole vacation