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Laws to live by: 1. Why do homework today when you can put it off for tomorrow? Corollary: Why do it tomorrow when you can do it the day after; If it's a weekend, put it off until Monday. 2. Why blame yourself, it's obviously society's fault that you turned out this way. 3. When in doubt, deny everything. Corollary: Blame it on the nearest person next to you. 4. If you can't remember something, then it's obviously not important. 5. School is a system where adults put a number on your incompetence. Corollary: College is a system where you pay a ridiculous amount of money to get a title, the more money you spend, the better looking the title becomes. 6. If you have an opinion, shut up because it's wrong and you know it.

"My mind is always on the roof but it occasionally rolls into the gutter" -Stress is when you wake up screaming and realize you haven’t fallen asleep yet. -_-"

-You know you’re addicted to coffee when: 1)you’re nervous twitches show up on the richter scale. 2)you have to watch movies in fast-forward. 3)you have a picture of your coffee mug on your coffee mug.

LAMB OF GOD!!!