If some people had brains they'd be dangerous. These guys don't need them.
If you can't control your drinking? Your drinking will control you.
You shouldn't be alone in the house with this guy. Much less, let him cook for you.
Elvis isn't dead. He's just getting even.
My dog loves catnip so much, we can't keep it away from him. I think he might be addicted!
Fire, smoke, and explosions. Named the #1 thing not to do with fireworks, by Good Morning America.
Only sane people think they are crazy. Insane people know they are. Which one are you?